Are there any jokes about the Oakland Raiders?
Only if they remove the clutch. My wife was about to put my son in an Oakland Raiders jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard. According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. The other 9 percent are Oakland Raiders fans. I put a Raiders logo on an airplane and now it can’t touchdown.
How do you know the Oakland Raiders are seriously enforcing the speed limits?
A: None they are happy living in the Broncos shadow! Q: How do you know the California State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Oakland. A: For the first offense, they give you two Raiders tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q: What’s the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a dollar bill?
Why do Oakland Raiders fans cross the road?
Dad: I’m not sure son, we’re Oakland Raiders fans. Why did the Oakland Raiders fan cross the road…..I was thinking when I accelerated. A Raiders fan doesn’t always eat pastries, but when he does it’s usually a turnover.
How did the Oakland Raiders fan die from drinking milk?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Q. How did the Oakland Raiders fan die from drinking milk? A.
What do the Oakland Raiders and Chick-fil-A have in common?
A: Neither one can stop a Bronco. Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday. Q: What is the new Raiders official cologne creating a lot of buzz? A: You wear it and the other guy scores. Q: What do you call an Oakland Raider with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief.
What’s the difference between a dollar bill and an Oakland Raiders ticket?
A: For the first offense, they give you two Raiders tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q: What’s the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What did the Raiders fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?