Are there any jokes about the Oakland Raiders?

Are there any jokes about the Oakland Raiders?

Only if they remove the clutch. My wife was about to put my son in an Oakland Raiders jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard. According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. The other 9 percent are Oakland Raiders fans. I put a Raiders logo on an airplane and now it can’t touchdown.

How do you know the Oakland Raiders are seriously enforcing the speed limits?

A: None they are happy living in the Broncos shadow! Q: How do you know the California State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Oakland. A: For the first offense, they give you two Raiders tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q: What’s the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a dollar bill?

Why do Oakland Raiders fans cross the road?

Dad: I’m not sure son, we’re Oakland Raiders fans. Why did the Oakland Raiders fan cross the road…..I was thinking when I accelerated. A Raiders fan doesn’t always eat pastries, but when he does it’s usually a turnover.

How did the Oakland Raiders fan die from drinking milk?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Q. How did the Oakland Raiders fan die from drinking milk? A.

What do the Oakland Raiders and Chick-fil-A have in common?

A: Neither one can stop a Bronco. Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday. Q: What is the new Raiders official cologne creating a lot of buzz? A: You wear it and the other guy scores. Q: What do you call an Oakland Raider with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief.

What’s the difference between a dollar bill and an Oakland Raiders ticket?

A: For the first offense, they give you two Raiders tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q: What’s the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What did the Raiders fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?